one either progresses or retrogrades

FLW is back on the scene.  

i never ended up confronting him about opening his big fat jerk mouth & rather, i took the high road.  

per usual.

he's text & called a bit since then.  not an overwhelming or annoying amount, but just enough to be a pain in arse.  

approximately once or twice a week.

i either ignore him.

or ...tell him no, i will not in fact be sleeping with him.

& this has not stopped him from trying.

shocking.

he called last night.  

i was out on the tizz-own with some pretty ladies & so i ignored it.

i've decided that enough is enough.

i went back and looked at this LIST i made, of the qualities i look for in a man.

turns out, FLW matches two...2 out of 34 qualities i listed.  

granted, these are tongue in cheek and whatnot.  

but still.  

FLW only fits the following:

2) has a beard and/or sexy scruff.

however, i don't even think i find FLW attractive anymore.  

so the sexy part is debatable.

i thought he was gorgeous when i first met him (three fudging years ago). 

turns out his personality and actions made him not so attractive in my eyes.

weird how that happens for us gals.

& 

4) not named Jon/Jonathan.

FLW has a different name than a man i obviously still have pretty bitter feelings toward.

so ...i'm officially making this my go to list when evaluating the potential a man has.

that's my story and i'm sticking to it.

they don't have to match all 34 things, but they definitely have to match more than 2.

that's just pathetic.

pretty fitting for FLW : )

maybe i should have given that 22 year-old, that asked for my number last week, a chance after all.

kidding (kind of).

oh...FLW is employed too.  actually, he has a pretty great job. 

but still. that only makes 3 out of 34.

3.

thumbs down.

happy sunday to all!!

xxoo.